Saturday, January 31, 2009

Friday, January 30, 2009

The WTF Blanket

Right...

A note left behind by a man who killed two people and injured seven before shooting himself outside of a Portland night club...

To my friends and family:
I am sorry.

And to my friend, (redacted)

I am especially sorry. I know it's not much consolation but as my friend and roommate you are entitled to everything that I own. Maybe these things can bring in a few bucks.

Good luck in this (expletive) world.

Erik

If you need my personal information for any reason, here it is:

My ssn: (redacted)
My bank account number: (redacted)
My alien number: (redacted)
My ODL: 974739
My birthdate: 03-10-84

The check I wrote you should be most of the money in my account. I gave you an affidavit in case you want to check what's left but it's probably less than $20.

Qwest account login (www.qwest.com/myaccount):

(redacted)
(redacted)

My car is up to date with maintenance. It just leaks a little oil. You can probably get at least 2.5 grand for it. It'll be somewhere downtown but I'm not sure where. I'm sure you'll get a letter about it soon.

You know my ps3 is special. Similar USED ps3's go for AT LEAST $450-$500. Our landlord guy wants a ps3 like mine. Let him know that $400 would be a GOOD deal. If he doesn't want it, format the drive by going to Settings>System>Format Utility. You can say it "comes with the latest firmware software" to help market it on the internet. In case you don't know, it's the special "100% backwards compatible" (60 GB) ps3.

I'm sorry to put all this on you buddy, good luck

Naked Moz

Still wanna see a Smiths reunion...

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Monday, January 26, 2009

pièce touchée by Martin Arnold



Arnold's films are intensely cut sequences in which several seconds of found footage are taken and stretched out into much longer works. The figures on the screen flip back and forth between frames, as the motion is repeated, reversed, and numerous single frame cuts are made. His intent is to create, or possibly unearth, narratives concealed within the mundane films from which he samples.

Friday, January 23, 2009

Wow...

Cool song. Great video. Hot chick. I'm a fan.


Anya Marina - "Move You" from Sarah Marcus on Vimeo.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Meet Kevin Spacey

He snores

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I had no idea Jason Schwartzman was still making music

It's called Coconut Records, and it doesn't suck ass like Phantom Planet did. I don't love it, but you might. Hurr's a link.

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Davy -- Coconut Records

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

This is a great fucking day

One of the most important moments in this countries history -- I hope everyone watched it and was as moved as I was.

Meanwhile, I'd like to point out that despite Barack Obama's role as the President, morons still exist. I'm just really, really happy they no longer have the same voice. Watch this. Laugh. Feel good about yourself. We did it.

Monday, January 12, 2009

While I'm at it...

Here's a Top 10 Films list from 2008. I know it's late, but you don't care. If you've yet to see any of these movies, don't sleep on it.

10. The Foot Fist Way
9. My Winnipeg
8. Låt den rätte komma in (Let The Right One In)
7. Wendy and Lucy
6. Man on Wire
5. The Wackness
4. Wall-E
3. The Wrestler
2. Milk
1. Slumdog Millionaire

No, I did not include The Dark Knight. And for good reasons.

Viva Italia!

Two vintage spaghetti western trailers.

First, "Texas, Adios", an overlooked gem directed by the understated Ferdinando Baldi and starring the venerable Franco Nero.



And "Nava Joe" -- the Burt Reynolds import from 1966. One of Sergio Corbucci's best, and an absolutely amazing score from the legendary Ennio Morricone. Great film. One of my favorite trailer, too.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Laaaaame...Last House on the Left Remake.

Do yourselves a favor, avid reader, and see the original...